Good Lord I love the Grammys. Yesterday I posted about the celebrities who rocked the red carpet (ICMYI; here is that post), but today I get to sink my teeth into the utter idiots who fell short of anything fashionable by being blatantly ridiculous. We all know that the Grammys is a place for risk and reward; but sometimes that risk just goes a leeeeeetle bit off chart and into the land of fashion failure.
Sure, you’re musicians and you’re tweaking out on all the drugs you’ve just taken and people are making you believe you look TOTALLY AWESOME.
You went for that elusive high note and fell horribly flat and now you’re just a weirdo on the red carpet that everyone is judging because why are you wearing that and who are you in the first place? She doesn’t even go here.
But hey, you have given me the greatest material for my red carpet rant. I didn’t even have to try.
So here you go, the train wrecks from Sunday night’s Grammy Awards. Trust me when I say this is going to be one helluva ride…
** Disclaimer: I love boy bands. They’re my guilty pleasure.
And just in case you aren’t already traumatized like I am; here is a friendly reminder that Madge obviously forgot where she was after stealing a Spanish bull-fighter’s hat and running into a Victorian stripper outfit from the Charles Dickens shop down the road. Look at the confusion on her old, wrinkly face. She’s like “WHERE AM I? HOW DID I GET HERE? WHO IS THIS NERD GRABBING MY LEATHERY ARM THAT’S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY SON? ARE MY BOOBS GOING TO FALL OUT? WHERE ARE MY PANTS?”
Oh boy but the Grammys are priceless. I mean, sure, every red carpet has it’s blunders but these okes just take it to another level. CLASSIC.
Let me know who you think dropped off the playlist in the comments section below, I always love hearing your opinions!