KALEIDOSCOPE

“Fashion and function” is a phrase I use almost every single day and albeit most of the time I mean it in some irrelevant, satirical way it is actually a concept I believe quite passionately in.

As someone with a vested interest in- and genuine affection for fashion (and any display or expression of creativity and design), I often wish that I had an endless supply of new clothes or money so that I could play dress up in fabulous pieces every day. But unfortunately no one has offered me that coveted prize yet and so I have to deal with the fact that I have a budget and a very small Hong Kong apartment. So although I own some more bold, statement items and far too many pairs of shoes and sunglasses, I have a total appreciation for clothes that are multi-purpose and easily incorporated into existing wardrobes and reinvigorated outfit choices.

One such item is the ultimate classic: The LBD. Black is a colour I have, ironically because it is so slimming, only recently fallen so in love with now that I am more comfortable with my body. I’ve mentioned before that I used to wear clothes that were ‘loud’ in order to hide my physical insecurities; but with growing confidence has come the injection of solid, block colours, monochromatic styling tricks and simple lines. This is not to say that I don’t love to play with colour or texture, just that you’ll see me in neutral shades and subtle sartorial combinations more often now than before. So the LBD is a perfect fit. Plus it is so versatile. And while the staple item is already in my wardrobe (or clothing rail if we’re being honest about the size of my HK apartment and two suitcases still in storage); there is a new addition to this aesthetic: The LBS (Little Black Skirt). Thanks to a sale at Zara and a newfound appreciation for simplicity, this skirt will now play the lead in a series of three look posts, with this being the first. I want to show you guys how easy it is to style one piece in multiple ways so that you don’t need to break the bank for new outfits. Plus it aids an individual solution to the problem of fast fashion and wasted consumerism that is already a huge issue (but let’s not get political because between us all I think there’s quite enough of that).

So here we go; Look 1/3 and the final outfit post shot back home with The Queen, Mamma Mich. Just because I love black does not mean I won’t indulge in a little sparkle or a kaleidoscopic backdrop of fun. This is me, after all.

Have fun kids. Watch this space for upcoming posts on how to take one very simple item of clothing and transform it into remixed looks that keep things funky fresh.

Silver Brogues: Zara (but also actually Mamma Mich’s that were a size too small)

Skirt: Zara

Cropped Tee: Topshop 

Watch: Truworths

Sunnies: MAPLE

Bag: Miniso

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juxtaposition is my favourite word in the English language because it encompasses life and also the aesthetics behind this blog post

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sometimes I have to take horrendously stupid photos like this to remind myself that actually I’m more moron than model in front of the camera. unless it’s a Snapchat selfie in which case I’m obviously the best.

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good Lord but I love this woman and her commitment to my vanity
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ok fine PE. sometimes you have cool shit.

Until next time xx

Haute Hoodlum

 

 

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BACK TO BASICS

A few years ago I would never have thought I would be comfortable in tight jeans, a T-shirt and a cropped denim jacket. Hell, I wasn’t even happy with that a year ago.

I have never liked my body. I have been overweight and out of shape pretty much my whole life. I used to wear loud clothes that were either completely ill-fitted because I chose trends over what suited my body; or I would hide under baggy pieces and garish prints because then you wouldn’t pay attention to what was underneath. And while its cute when you’re a chubby little freckle-face with curly hair at 7 years old; when you move to a new country at 24 that novelty has worn off.

But Hong Kong, despite it’s challenges, has been incredibly good to me in so many ways. And one of those ways is that I grew into comfort with myself, I became more of the woman I aspire to be and I learnt to be kind(er) to myself. Now while this is a lesson I am still learning and although there have been some setbacks; something inside me has changed. I have grown to love parts of my body and take care of what I put into it and how I treat it. Mind, body, spirit is a real thing and I think sometimes it is easier to gain control and consciousness of your inner self when you’re focused on and looking after your outer self.

As I mentioned in my previous post; I am going through some changes in my life (who isn’t?) and getting ready to start a new, albeit second chapter in Hong Kong. Coming home to PE  was coming home to grounding. I needed to get back on track and build up a foundation that has been shaken a bit in the past few months. I’ve spoken about needing a creative outlet and how this blog is a part of that; but so is getting dressed in the morning for me. I know it probably sounds mad to some people, superficial too; but fashion is such an important expression of identity for me. Putting outfits together and wearing something I am excited about has a direct effect on how I feel about myself and my presentation to the world. “Look good, feel better” kind of vibes, you know? But fashion doesn’t have to be outlandish to make an impact, and while I am at this point of building myself back up to where I want to be, there is a certain power that comes from not only wearing clothes I never used to think would fit, but wearing them with quiet inner confidence. Now that I’ve embraced more of my physical self and found that some previously unconsidered pieces do actually look good; basics have become staples and staples have turned into style. Sure, my personal style is definitely still evolving. In fact I don’t think I even have a specific look; but there is a general movement towards dressing for me and my body and that is a wonderful thing.

So there we go, this outfit is nothing fancy nor is it sartorially creative. It is simple, with a twist – because after all, it’s me and this is so much fun. But this is certainly an ensemble that I am only now coming to appreciate, placing its value in its simplicity. Don’t get me wrong; there has been plenty of fur and rediscovered old gems strutting their stuff throughout Port Elizabeth, but sometimes the most basic look can be the most effective.  And what is more basic a location than LITERALLY your very own back garden? Ya-huh.

I hope you guys enjoy this one and that somehow this post reminds you of your own strength and power. The world is in flux; so this is me telling you you’re magic. Go on.

Boots: Prato at Edgars (shoes that didn’t make it Hong Kong for round one and were rediscovered at the back of my closet three weeks ago)

Jeans: Pick ‘n Pay (yip you read that right)

T-shirt: H&M

Denim Jacket: Cotton On

Bag: Zara

Specs: Mr Price

Lipstick: Viva Glam by M.A.C (stolen from Mamma Mich)

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I have been looking for the perfect cropped denim jacket ever since I used to steal Meryl’s in Hong Kong and take all the compliments for it.
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this shot is actually me pulling my pants up but hey it worked. good eye, mich!

 

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I mean you can’t see my eyes but YOLO

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thanks for shooting this with a cracked wrist honeyyyyyy.

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those shoes were so dirty after this. ugh shame the things we do for fashion.

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BYE FELICIA!

 

Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum

 

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

Is it too late now to say sorryyyyyy? Cos I’m missing more than just my blogging (da da da da dadadaaaa)

I know, I know; it has been months since my last post. And really there is no excuse because I have the same hours in a day as Beyonce and HOT DAMMMM look at how much that goddess accomplishes with her time. But here’s what I discovered over the last few months and some of the realizations I’ve made about moving forward. Let’s get real…

Life got busy and the countdown out of Hong Kong began and I neglected the blog. And I could feel it. The lack of creative stimulation and focus is something I really missed and to be perfectly honest I only have myself to hold accountable. Things happened, people happened, travel happened. And somewhere along the line, despite how genuinely happy I was (and still am), I lost some of my spark. But now it’s time to get it back; and Haute Hoodlum is one of the ways I’m going to do that. So while I’m home in PE I’m going to work on new content for you guys, but also for me. Because I’ve realized that as silly as this blog can be sometimes, it is an outlet that keeps me feeling alive (along with all the magic surrounding me because of the incredible people and experiences I’m lucky enough to have along with me). This is not a whine nor is it a self-pitying rant, just an honest expression of how we tend to let life get in the way of doing what sets our soul on fire. Social media makes us all look like we are living the dream, and don’t get me wrong I have a SPECTACULARLY WONDERFUL life. But sometimes you get a little stuck, or feel a bit down, or you go through something that knocks you just enough to put you off. And that’s ok, because that causes growth – if you allow it to turn into progress rather than letting it defeat you. Don’t stay down. Get up. Get yourself back on track. Whatever you do that makes you happy, or scares you or challenges or inspires you – do that. Do it often. And with your whole heart. Because you are the only person that creates your true happiness; a happiness that manifests itself through the people you attract into your life and the adventures upon which you allow yourself to embark.

Woah ok. Life lesson over. Right, back to this post. While I’m out there work work work working and creating; here is something to keep the groove flowing. Nothing serious, just a throwback to the 852 because I cannot wait to get back there. Hong Kong, I’m coming for ya!

This post was shot on the Star Ferry Tour because why wouldn’t you photograph your outfit when you’re dressed like a sailor on a boat in the Victoria Harbour? Exactly. Ma-hoo-sive shout out to my phenomenal cousin Jayd and to Lloyd for helping out and coming to visit HK – sharing that crazy little island with you guys was the ultimate and I love you.

Here’s to getting your groove back and finding whatever it is that drives you, and embracing it.

Sneakers: Adidas Stan Smith Originals

Skirt: Zara

T-shirt: Zara

Raincoat: Zara

Sunnies: Vintage Shop in Nottinghill (now lost to Vietnam)

Watch: Truworths (also now lost to Vietnam)

Lipstick: Ruby Woo by M.A.C

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howzit Hong Kong you beauty!

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lost these sunnies in Vietnam and am still in mourning

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monochrome stripes and a red lip are always on trend.

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WHERE DID MY ARMS GO HELPPPPPPPPPP
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candids.
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sometimes you’re on a boat and there’s a sunset and the light creates a halo around you and you just go with it

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miss you treasures all the time.

Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum

 

PLAYING FOR KEEPS

Sports Luxe. Athleisure. Chic Street. Call it what you want; there is no ignoring this trend. It started on the streets, made its way to blogs and Instagram accounst and eventually landed up on runways and Vogue editorials (remember the Chanel sneakers from the Chanel AW’14 supermarket show?)

We’ve now seen it everywhere and it seems totally normal for us to style our tulle skirts with a pair of Roshe Runs. I’m talking about the infiltration of sportswear/activewear into our wardrobes. There has been a major paradigm shift in the world of high fashion and the streets have walked right onto the runway and into my heart.

I have been a fan of the athletic chic trend for quite some time and a lot of fashion influencers have resorted to a daily wardrobe that incorporates elements of active wear. Local bloggers such as Siki Msuseni have made it their trademark. And there are so many different ways to style this trend. I have been wearing a lot of shift dresses with my Nike Free Runs and I have found that to be a look that works really well for my body type and personal aesthetic; but the possibilities really are endless. Major brands have realized the gravity this trend has and developed products that are super cool, practical and easy to adopt. I am a Nike girl, but Adidas has some AMAZING stuff (like there collaborations with Topshop, and Pharrell Williams on their Stan Smith collections); Puma has released trés chic sneakers and every retailer from here to Timbuktu has a leisure range that just so happens to be neatly laid out next to their fashion section.

Like all trends; athleisure is about being confident in what you wear and trying something new until it works. I have also found that a key to getting this right is in the proportions you pair – it’s about the length of your dress, the shape of your sneaker or the print on your bomber jacket.

Don’t be surprised if this doesn’t fizzle out anytime soon. This is a trend that is all at once stylish and comfortable and it has been a LONG time since those two elements worked together in fashion.

Here is my interpretation of the athleisure look, but with a slightly more sophisticated edge. This is the kind of fashion that works on your weekend breakfast run and in the boardroom.

I really hope you enjoy this outfit post, shot by my beautiful friend Maria Dimova in St. Georges Park in Port Elizabeth.

Sneakers: Nike 5.0 Free Runs

Jeans: Topshop (Joni Jeans)

Belt: Foschini

Collared Shirt: Anisa Mpungwe for Mr Price

Powder Blue Coat: Woolworths

Leather Bucket Bag: Zara

Watch: Truworths

Stacked Rings: Lovisa

Sunglasses: Vintage Market in Nottinghill

Lipstick: Ruby Woo by M.A.C

Nail Polish: Lust Worthy by Morgan Taylor

how beautiful is this place? nature is such an artist.
how beautiful is this place? nature is such an artist.

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sometimes I feel like a bad bitch. this was one of those times.
sometimes I feel like a bad bitch. this was one of those times.

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this is not me being a model. this is my belt falling off because my jeans do not have belt loops.
this is not me being a model. this is my belt falling off because my jeans do not have belt loops.

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playing hide and seek with Maria. HAHAHAHAHA I am  hilarious.
playing hide and seek with Maria. HAHAHAHAHA I am hilarious.

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obvs always time for a quick selfie
obvs always time for a quick selfie

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de de de deeeeeetails
de de de deeeeeetails

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Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum

CULOTTES CRAZY

Culottes are in. There’s no escaping them. They’re here and baby, they’re here to stay.

I have seen girls wearing them and looking tres chic, but never in a million years did I think I could pull them off, mostly because I thought they were hideous. It has taken me ages to find a pair that works (after mustering up the courage to even try them on). Trends are fickle things; they are splattered across magazine pages and Instagram accounts but they are impersonal. Until you try them. Some trends are easier than others because they are in line with your current style choices or don’t veer too far from your existing wardrobe. But some trends are trickier, and seem a world apart from what you’re used to. There are those trends that, albeit totally different from your norm, jump out at you and beg you to try them on. And then there others that you know immediately are not for you and you bypass them, regardless of their popularity. Culottes are the former trend. And trying them on was the hardest part of the adoption process (followed closely by finding a pair that didn’t make me look a lesbian hockey coach).

So here I am, culottes on and ready to take on the fashion world. I also bought a pair of patent black court shoes from Woolies (my new favourite place on Earth) to pair with the pants; because getting this look right is all about proportions. They’re wide-leg and hit you just below the knee which, for a girl with my body shape, means I need to elongate my legs with a pointy shoe and keep the top simple and fitted. I also went all black to create a more slimming silhouette, adding a necessary dose of colour in my accessories – a stack of beaded bracelets bought from various craft markets in South Africa and inspired by the utterly fabulous Jerri Mokgofe from According To Jerri.

I shot this look at The Donkin Reserve in my hometown of Port Elizabeth (the city was ‘formed’ by Sir Rufane Donkin and named in honour of his wife, Elizabeth,  who loved it so much). Shout out to my beautiful Bulgarian, Maria, for playing photographer for the day. “You’re so nice”. I hope you enjoy this one and I hope that it inspires you to try something new, even if it doesn’t manifest into anything more than a giggle in the changing room.

Shoes: Woolworths

Culottes: Woolworths

Jersey: Mr Price

Beaded bracelets: Craft Markets

Hat: River Island

I had great hopes for the hat’s role in this outfit but they don’t call PE the Windy City for nothing.

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this is my take on a runway walk. CLASSIC.
this is my take on a runway walk. CLASSIC.

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A R M P A R T Y  (and you're all invited)
A R M P A R T Y
(and you’re all invited)

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feeling like such a lady in these court shoes. #fakeittillyoumakeit
feeling like such a lady in these court shoes. #fakeittillyoumakeit

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bye, babes.
bye, babes.

Stay tuned for more on the blog, because there is a lot coming your way!

Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum

BO KAAP AND THE LBD

Firstly, I would like to apologize for my absence on the blog over the past few weeks. The end of February saw me moving out of my apartment and ending my current work contract; neither with any fillers or replacements (or stable Internet) for the month of March. Never fear though, because it is all just temporary while I undertake a TEFL course for my next adventure: teaching English in Hong Kong!

I will be moving to Hong Kong in the beginning of May so this gypsy life is really just an interim situation while I prepare for what is sure to be one of the greatest years of my life.

But back to business. Because while I may not have been posting, that by no stretch means that I have not been working on the blog. My beautiful bestie (who is leaving me for America this week so forgive me if you see me on the streets balling my eyes out) played photographer and we spent a full day shooting various outfits for your future sartorial enjoyment. A lot of you have really enjoyed my red carpet rants, and I loved putting those posts together, but this is a fashion blog after all and I think it is sometimes just as entertaining to see me struggling to take myself seriously and (very) awkwardly presenting some style inspo and tips for your existing wardrobe.

So here we go…

The little black dress (LBD) is one of the most iconic pieces in fashion history, sitting front row alongside the class white shirt, jeans that fit your body shape and a camel trench. It should be a staple in any woman’s wardrobe and is easily adapted – the LBD comes in myriad styles, silhouettes and fabrics and can fill any role which you feel it most beautifully fits. It has longevity and malleability, which is exactly what makes it such a timeless choice.

This LBD is one of the best purchases I have ever made. I bought the dress in New York last year on a trip that really altered and influenced my current style and has formed a key piece in my revised wardrobe. Being immersed in fashion, both at Conde Nast College in London and on the streets of New York City, impacted how I saw myself and how I want to be seen. That, coupled with my introduction to the working world (and thus, slightly more disposable income to spend on clothes [serious emphasis on the slightly]) has brought me to where I am now – investment purchases and more frequent visits to Zara, Mango and Woolworths (albeit often without tangible results which is a huge relief to my bank account). Don’t get me wrong; I still love a discovery of trend-based treasures from Cotton On and Mr P. However, where I can, I prefer to invest in a) pieces that will last longer and can be incorporated in several ways into different outfits b) a more neutral palette with pops of colour and c) clothes that have a sense of “edgy chic”. Yes, those two style elements can be placed together. Remember, I’m only 23. I love fashion, I love experimenting with it and I believe it should reflect who you are and who you want to be, and my life is just too full of vibrance that forbids me from being a black, white and grey girl only. Soz.

This dress if the perfect amalgamation of those elements. It’s black, a classic cut and quite simple, but has its own youthful edge that brings it back to who I am and what I want to express. Plus, it is from H&M which just goes to show that style does not have to cost a fortune.

It is because of the simplicity of the dress that I chose to shoot in the eclectic, colourful Bo Kaap. Bo Kaap is one of the most aesthetically incredible parts of this city. There is an energy about it that is so stimulating and inspiring. Plus it forms the perfect juxtapositional backdrop to my LBD. At least, I think so.

I am still an exceptionally awkward model of my own clothes so please be kind.

Leather sandals: Zara

Dress: H&M

Watch: Truworths

Sunglasses: Zara (from my wonderful mamma)

contrasts and complements
contrasts and complements

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sometimes I forget that I have a tattoo. oops.
sometimes I forget that I have a tattoo. oops.

IMG_0138Then Nika and I stumbled upon the most unexpectedly phenomenal green house. A few days prior to this shoot, my aunt and number one fan, Lynn Levy, asked me what I think the colours for winter are going to be. Among my answers (the usual monochrome, grey and camel interspersed with more navy, mustard – my worst – and dark berries) was green. Emerald green to be precise. Then we came across this house. Bo Kaap, you are so on trend!

summer freckles came out to play
summer freckles came out to play
this means nothing other than the fact that my arms look much better than they do in real life
this means nothing other than the fact that my arms look much better than they do in real life

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still trying to deal with the fact that my body is divided into two hemispheres and the lower half is clearly suffering a severe winter. oh well. YOLO.
still trying to deal with the fact that my body is divided into two hemispheres and the lower half is clearly suffering a severe winter. oh well. YOLO.
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UHBSESSED with the colour of this house.
UHBSESSED with the colour of this house. also the purple stairs give it a Barney-esque vibe and I am totally down with that.
there's always time for some silliness. and a cactus on your stoep.
there’s always time for some silliness. and a cactus on your stoep.

I really hope you enjoyed this outfit post. If you did, leave a comment and tell me what you thought! It’s the only way I can improve your experience of the blog.

Keep a look out for more content coming your way,and hit the follow button to get first notice of new posts!

Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum

ACADEMY AWARDS 2015: AND THE WINNER IS…

And so it finally happened – the biggest night in awards season took place last night and after all the huffing and puffing we eventually wound up with some spectacular red carpet fashion choices! The 87th Annual Academy Awards  marked the end of a long and often treacherous awards season that had its fair share of dreary dresses and WHAT THE ACTUALS? But there is a light at the end of that dark fashion don’ts tunnel, and that light shone bright last night.

Don’t get too excited, there is MUH-HOST DEFS a red carpet rant in the wings; but for now let us revel in the wows and yesses and the oh-my-goodness-she-finally-got-it-rights!

No surprise as to the night’s biggest winners in terms of who took home little golden men; but I am happy to report that some of this season’s worst dressed pulled their shit together (or hired new stylists) and NAILED it. I’m looking at you, Rosamund Pike.

The Oscars stuck to a colour palette of mostly monochrome, sparkles and nudes, with a few stars going for bold and bright primary colours: trends that echo the entire season and are a surefire sign of what’s to come in department stores and local lookbooks in the coming months.

So here we go, the end of the journey and my penultimate post for the 2015 Awards Show series: the best dressed at the 87th Academy Awards.

Let me know your thoughts and if you like what you see here, don’t be afraid to hit that follow button! There is so much in store for Haute Hoodlum this year, you really don’t want to miss out (plus I literally get funnier every day).

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YES YES YES MY GUUUUURL LUPITS! a Calvin Klein dress made entirely of pearls and she looks sensational.
YES YES YES MY GUUUUURL LUPITS! a Calvin Klein dress made entirely of pearls and she looks sensational.

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hands down of the best dressed at The Oscars and of the entire season: Emma Stone and this Elie Saab Couture golden masterpiece were born to be together
hands down of the best dressed at The Oscars and of the entire season: Emma Stone and this Elie Saab Couture golden masterpiece were born to be together. perfectly styled from her hair to her lip colour to the shoes. FINISHED.

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Custom Dior. nuff said.
Custom Christian Dior. ’nuff said.

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Chrissy has been so consistently flawless this awards season and she isn't even an actress nominated for anything. just goes to show (I don't know what but whatever it is, she is showing us!)
Chrissy has been so consistently flawless this awards season and she isn’t even an actress nominated for anything. just goes to show (I don’t know what but whatever it is, she is showing it right off!)
I love Meryl Streep. Everybody loves Meryl Streep. she is SUBLIME> but she often looks frumpy and dowdy. not this time baby! this Lanvin outfit is everyyyyyyything.
I love Meryl Streep. Everybody loves Meryl Streep. she is SUBLIME> but she often looks frumpy and dowdy. not this time baby! this Lanvin outfit is everyyyyyyything.
if I'm not mistaken, this is the first time we have seen a Peter Pilotto for Oscar De La Renta dress on the red carpet and it is mesmerizing.
if I’m not mistaken, this is the first time we have seen a Peter Copping for Oscar De La Renta dress on the red carpet and it is utterly mesmerizing.

 

Cate Blanchett wowed in this John Galliano for Maison Margiela number and Tiffany statement jewels.
Cate Blanchett wowed in this John Galliano for Maison Margiela number and Tiffany statement jewels.
I am usually left underwhelmed by Jessica hatain but this is exquisite. head-to-toe.
I am usually left underwhelmed by Jessica hatain but this is exquisite. head-to-toe.
I am forthing over Rita Ora in this Marchesa dress. PERFECTION.
I am frothing over Rita Ora in this Marchesa dress. PERFECTION.

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I usually fall asleep looking at this bint but she looks beautiful in this Saint Laurent red numbers o well done
I usually fall asleep looking at this bint but she looks beautiful. no fuss needed, she is a simple girl who should wear simple, elegant pieces like this red Saint Laurent number.
finallyyyyyyyyyy Ros! at least she saved this impeccable Givenchy Couture dress for the big night. literally dying over how stunning she looks.
finallyyyyyyyyyy Ros! at least she saved this impeccable Givenchy Couture dress for the big night. literally dying over how stunning she looks.
you're young and fresh and wearing a pocketed Miu Miu dress to The Oscars. SHAME.
you’re young and fresh and wearing a pocketed Miu Miu dress to The Oscars. SHAME.

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Jen, you look really beautiful in this Atelier Versace gown so I will overlook the fact that you haven't changed your look since 2002.
Jen, you look really beautiful in this Atelier Versace gown so I will overlook the fact that you haven’t changed your hair since 2002.

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Zoe Saldana just gave birth to twins, I'll give you a moment to reconcile that thought...
Zoe Saldana just gave birth to twins, I’ll give you a moment to reconcile that thought…
staright off the Valentino Couture runway and covered in love letters, this is how you dress a pregnant stomach for Awards season.
staright off the Valentino Couture runway and covered in love letters, this is how you dress a pregnant stomach for Awards season.
that is how you dress when you are larger (than life)
that is how you dress when you are larger (than life)
could not love this image more if I tried
could not love this image more if I tried
these two get it right every gaddam time.
these two get it right every gaddam time.

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what a hot couple. I can't get over these two. and I love how slick onse Behati looked.
what a hot couple. I can’t get over these two. and I love how slick and chic onse Behati looked.

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the couple that wears McQueen together, stays together.

 

that is the look of a winner. also, it doesn't hurt that Eddie is wearing bespoke Alexander McQueen (as did his new wife).

a navy suit is such a great alternative to the usual black and white palette men stick to. WOOP GO ANSEL WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
a navy suit is such a great alternative to the usual black and white palette men stick to. WOOP GO ANSEL WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.

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OBSESSED WITH YOU DAVID OYELOWO! not the first time this incredible man has worn Dolce & Gabbana on the red carpet and not the first time he has worn something different and exciting and not the first time I have DIED over how phenomenal he is.
OBSESSED WITH YOU DAVID OYELOWO! not the first time this incredible man has worn Dolce & Gabbana on the red carpet, not the first time he has worn something different and exciting and not the first time I have DIED over how phenomenal he is.

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UM HI THERE
UM HI THERE

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Jesus has never looked so hot
Jesus has never looked so hot

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And one more for good luck…

ummmm sorry, Ugly Betty, is that you? what a vision!
ummmm sorry, Ugly Betty, is that you? what a vision!

Until next time xxx

Haute Hoodlum